There I was this morning in the hotel car park getting Harley ready for the road. When a geezer, looking like the Spanish version of the English comedian Bill Bailey appeared.

This is Bill.

“Hola!” He says, followed by “Hello, I speak some English!”
“Hola,” I reply.
“Your bike,” he continues, “is ‘ow you say, Cool as f**k!”
“Thank you!” I respond.

Obviously a man of taste!

I think so too my friend, I think so too!

“Wheels, spinin’ round my brain, driving you insane,
Wheels, flyin’ down the road, ready to explode.”

Dookes